my review of my year 2014

Here is where I try to get extra mileage out of everything I’ve already done, like a “best of” compilation a tv show might do after only showing 5 episodes and you can remember it all. They’re quite annoying.

January

In January I posted this picture of some nice chard on twitter:

chard

Although I think it was taken the previous autumn. In fact I know it was. It was taken in October 2013 but it doesn’t matter because I posted it onto twitter in January 2014.

I also did some art stuff. Click here to see my silly January blog posts about cricket, pencils sharpeners and fictional new age music. There are also some little comics and a toybox.

February

In February I painted 6 spherical solar system objects

planets

and then I decided to paint them all, later discovering that there are 34.

rt

The first blog post of these appeared in February, along with some more little comics that you can see here.

March

In March I went back to work full time and became stranded on Bowleys Lane. This ushered in a slump in productivity that was reflected in my website traffic:

traffic

This proves that you can’t successfully do whatever you want and have a job. The next time someone tells you that you can you tell them that you’ve seen proof that they don’t know anything.

However, despite the slump I still managed to rough out the next book

parallel lines roughsparallel lines complete rough as well as pen some Bruce Hollyoak fanfic.

bruce

April

As far as I can tell in April I did absolutely nothing. Twitter informs me that I lost and found my Ipod three times in one minute on the 6th.

May

In May there was a machine for making pineapple rings. I also invented two jokes, symbols of my productive nadir.

jokes

Mewsli would’ve been better.

June

I spent June standing in fields. Not for any spiritual reasons, just because I get money if I do.

field2field1 July

COS leaflet RS CV open studios

In July I sold drawings, round things and books at COS, which is where I began the new book. I’ve put the first quarter of the new book online here.

new book

The garden made 4 raspberries. Symbols of renewed productivity.

rapsberries

August

Here is a picture taken on holiday in Croatia from the top of a scrubby rubble hill that I nearly died walking up and down in sandals like an idiot tourist that you might see on the news.

croatia

Also in August I did some real drawing.

September

In September 30th I threw hot milk over myself and the kitchen and then I had a flat tyre. It was fine really but a bit of a faff. I got angry at the milk thing. Saucepan.

tyre

October

In October the fields were looking less nice

oct field

although some days were still nice.

niceoct

Also in October I kickfunded my solar system book.

November

In November there was a strange greasy mark on the window and it turned out that a pigeon had flown into the window and killed itself.

pigeon1

pigeon2

The cat from downstairs plucked some of it and then ate a bit of pigeon. The next day I went to move the corpse but it was gone. I don’t know where it went but to be honest I didn’t look very hard. I haven’t smelled anything. The greasy mark is still there like a lardy ghost. It’s on the outside so it’s tricky to clean.

 

 

 

 

December

December is now. It’s okay I guess. I’ve made a round things calendar for next year if you want one. It is here. Also, we planted a terrarium. Presumably it is totally the wrong time of year to be planting things. The plants are currently dying.

terrarium

So, as it’s a review we need to round up the year:

Months of productivity: 5/12

Months with nice things: 5/12

Months that were okay: 6/12

Months with dead things: 1/12

Number of raspberries: 4/4

Total: 21/52, which is 40%.

2 stars.

xmas

round things of the solar system 2015 calendar

Do you have a colour printer, cd case and a desk? If so you may want to download my print-it-yourself desktop calendar for next year 2015. Based on my very similar blog posts and book.

CD Case_CALENDAR 2015

Display for yourself 12 round things of the solar system with relevant written fact areas, as well as the expected calendar date-day areas.

CD Case_CALENDAR 2015

For home or office. It works at both. Maybe print it really nicely and then use it to enhance a Christmas present, gifting it to friends or family. It works at both.

Download it here:

http://www.themoonunderground.com/pdf/calendar.pdf

It’ll take a few minutes as it’s a print ready CMYK PDF…around 70 megabytes. n.b. the space backgrounds will print totally black, even though they look grey in the images.