I went for a job interview and they wanted me to be a superman with database and so I spent the day beforehand playing with microsoft database but instead of learning how to make database I just used the recipe template to do an alphabetical recipe book. I didn’t get the job.

But now I am going to reimagine those recipes for you using my very own paint template. They will be accompanied by the occasional picture for you. So here for you is recipe number 1, recipe A for you:

Alphabetti noses is his favourite dinner.