top 5 richard swans

As you do, I searched for myself. Not especially expecting to find myself – I didn’t find myself – but just to check out people called me. There are a few notable (if your name is Richard Swan) examples and a few elusive ones, including a Richard Swan comedian that I was disappointed to lose track of before I found any media. Apparently he produces “dulcet tones and odd recurring noises.”

Number 5

Possibly the most intellectually accomplished Richard Swan. He’s managed to think up a complimentary varient of a theorem all by himself, although what it’s going on about is something you don’t want to understand.

Number 4

Most qualified Richard Swan. Check out all those letters and junk under his name. That means he gets PAID. Check out his face. It’s a bit confrontational. (update from 2014 – this person no longer works for Grontmij)

Number 3

Dead Richard Swan. Sounds like he had a satisfying life though. I like his friendly, slightly reptilian face.

Number 2

Singing Richard Swan and top google return. This Richard Swan takes up the most internet and is awesome. He’s particularly happy about his bni song (the bni is the world’s largest business networking organisation).

Number 1

Look at this joker. This is the most unsettling Richard Swan that I could have found. He’s also the fastest growing Richard Swan on the internet. I am slightly disgusted by his attempts to leach off my future fame, like some kind of chronologically-ignorant parasite, but I still put him first because I like his face the most. (Update from 2014 – this person had disappeared from the internet)

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Hello person who I probably know because I don’t appear on search engines yet. Even if you google the website name this is the sixth result. I gather this is because the site is 95% jpegs. The text is the key!

Anyway, this website is so I can put the writing and drawing I’ve been doing on a website. Otherwise it’s just collecting dust on my hard drive. I reckon it’s worth a look. Most likely the publishers will come soon and beg me to let them print my stuff and I’ll say “if you want it you’d better have a big fight” and then they’ll all fight and the one that’s alive at the end will say “yay now we can publish you like you said!” but the I’ll say “No! whilst you were fighting I printed a million of my books by photocopying black and white inkjet prints of the pages and now because I’m the second largest publisher in the world and really cheap people will definitely buy my rubbish.” and then I’ll win.

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