Pups!

merry chirstmas!

  Lordy, that was laboured.

p.s. you can make Startle Dave.

bit small there

Instead I’m going to put a few of the same pages together that I’ve drawn a bunch of times and they should speak for themselves.

One thing of note is that as the style develops and the pages get steadily better, the pages that are already done get steadily worse.

This begs the question of whether this will ever end. I hope we will reach an acceptable plateau soon.

^This page featured in an earlier blog post, probably from over a year ago and is now classified as “SUBSTANDARD for all of the reasons”

The content contained above in one page has now been embiggened to four pages of higher quality work. You’ll notice the change in style as well as quality, preferring the thicker lines and bolder contrast of the comic book medium over the thinner lines and less contrast of whatever I was producing before:

However I am also expecting these to progress into becoming substandard within an alarmingly short space of time. This is a modestly depressing thought but also a slightly exciting one but mostly not really much of a thought at all at the moment because I have other things to think about. Like redoing all of my earlier pages. For example:

The way I want the world in the story presented has been changing gradually and is now at a satisfying point so I’ll try to keep it here. At first I was favouring showing as little as possible but that was “PROBLEMATIC to future developments” and lacking the depth and conviction required to ensure belief in the place as being a place. Also there needed to be “BETTER CLOUDS” as I like drawing clouds and I was conning myself out of drawing satisfying clouds.

That was all a lot wordier than I wanted it to be and goes against one of my introductory statements:

“Instead I’m going to put a few of the same pages together that I’ve drawn a bunch of times and they should speak for themselves.”

and probably makes me sound presumptuous and narcissistic. It’s really hard to come across as a likable person in a blog post. It’s a good job you’re an idiot.

Finally I became tired of him getting away with doing whatever he wants all the time in a drawer and not working because he’s useless at his job and he doesn’t even care. I decided the only way to deal with people like that is to burn them in a fire.

I did bring this up with him a minute or so before I was going to burn him in a fire and he didn’t seem too surprised, I guess it happens to them all eventually, and so without any further ado, I burnt him in a fire. I only regret not doing it sooner.

I documented it because he deserved it:

Here he is saying “thank you for doing this, I appreciate it really. It’s just nice to be out of the drawer where I could do what I wanted. And it’s nice to see you, of course.”

Here he says “so goodbye then I guess. um…oh it’s quite warm isn’t it, this fire? you know I never thought it would be quite this warm but now that I’m so close to this fire here I can feel how warm it is and I can appreciate how much warmer it’s likely to get when I’m inside. That’s funny isn’t it? ha ha.”

“hmm?” I say.

Here he says “lordy, I am extremely flammable. That’s good though I suppose, to get all this over quickly. I’m sure that’s why you…um, ugh, it’s really very hot.”

I say “ooh”

Here he says “uck…ak, gah. oh. blimey. You know, you don’t realise how much you like your hands and feet until they’ve been melted by a fire. hey, ha, I’m like that man from that film Volcano aren’t I? Ha ha. He melts too doesn’t he, and he has a family and stuff. Doesn’t he? And he was saving those people too. Wasn’t he. Hey?”

“okay”

“You know, this is real…ugh..pfff…uh,nice isn’t it. Just two guys hanging out together, having a…real good time beside or inside an incredibly hot fire. Gosh, oh gosh, it’s a shame we won’t be able to do this much longer. I suppose great times can only last…uh, so… do you think you could jus…hu? no? okay that’s fine I’m sure.

“no”

“i love you…(?)”

Norovirus Nachos are an extremely effective weight loss solution. Do not let your doctor convince you otherwise

Dawson!